Oh dear
8:17 Wed Nov 18
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Just wondering mate, I've found that things like this are frowned upon a lot more when one or the other works in the accounts or the finance departments.
It all seems very strange what you are describing
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Ricky Bobby
8:02 Wed Nov 18
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young woody 7:27 Wed Nov 18
Ag x 3
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Honest Hammer
7:58 Wed Nov 18
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I bet I walk past your lunch date every day Eddie, well and you, but you won't reveal yourself!
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Eddie B
7:55 Wed Nov 18
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HH, don't fuck them in the office then. Go to a quiet country lane near Laindon station.
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Honest Hammer
7:51 Wed Nov 18
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Not an affair as we were both single, but when I was 19 a young lady added me on Facebook and was fairly keen.
I was a bit of a fat cunt then and she wasn't awful, after I'd had a few blowies and a tit wank, she was absolute filth and wanted me to cave her in at a hotel - she then told me her dad was the head of Motor, which happened to be the class of insurance I worked in at the time, at a very large insurer, oh and that she'd told him we were going out.
Letting her down gently didn't go so well, a lot of internal emails later from her I eventually threatened to involve HR and she backed off.
She latched onto another poor bastard and within 18 months they were married with a sprog. Lucky escape!
A few weeks later another girl came onto me, a mess but I wasn't picky. Obviously I smashed her, filthy cow she was. All was fine till she got very clingy and landed a job in my department - thankfully I was on notice to move by that point, but a very uncomfortable 3 weeks of having to train her 1 on 1 was interesting.
Absolutely shitting on your own doorstep. All birds are mental, especially in the office.
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bruuuno
7:31 Wed Nov 18
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No oh dear we aren't. Why you ask?
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bruuuno
7:30 Wed Nov 18
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There's something grounding about sitting cross leggrd on the floor. I feel this adds to the romance, like its just you and her no furniture in the way etc. Or in my case just me and her and the whole HR and IT department...
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young woody
7:30 Wed Nov 18
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Sounds like he works at a cheese shop
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Oh dear
7:29 Wed Nov 18
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Bruuuno
Where either of you in finance or accounts?
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Oh dear
7:27 Wed Nov 18
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None what-so-ever Johnny
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young woody
7:27 Wed Nov 18
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bruuuno 7:24 Wed Nov 18
Haha Bruno that well funny.
Why didnt you just sit on a sofa though? Why a rug?
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Far Cough
7:25 Wed Nov 18
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You smooth talking fucker, bruuuuuuuuuuuuno
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bruuuno
7:24 Wed Nov 18
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Woody - It was something about us sitting on my rug eating cheese and biscuits and drinking a nice bottle of red on a rainy winters day. It made sense in the context but in the cold hard light of day it was fucking cringe. I couldn't read the rest of the emails and just said 'stop stop ok I get it'. Proper wanted the ground to swallow me up
Nothing filthy or I'd have been in much more shit
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young woody
7:19 Wed Nov 18
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bruuuno 7:17 Wed Nov 18
Can you tell us one of the emails?
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bruuuno
7:17 Wed Nov 18
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I'm currently on a disciplinary due to a bit of a fling I was having with an engaged bird at work, fittest girl in the 100 or so women in my workplace.
As there is t any rules against being a dirty dog they git me on misuse of emails which I can handle.
The funny thing is that she was the one chasing me, she made contact and did all the running yet I am now absolutely hated amongst female senior management. Weird how women can do no wrong and it's always the blokes fault isn't it?
Worst thing was seeing emails that I'd sent her up on a fucking projector screen whilst having to sit in my disciplinary meeting with my boss. I don't really get embarrassed but fuck me that was awkward.
She was fucking stunning though. Jaw dropping
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Rodfarts
7:13 Wed Nov 18
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When I was about 24 I was working on a site in Woolwich. There was a young 18 year old bird that worked in the canteen, well she let me know alright that she fancied me and asked me to give her a lift home one night.
It's a long long story but the gist of it is...I banged her and her mate.
Dirty as fuck they were.
It was the bird I put on the 3 some thread a few days back.
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young woody
7:11 Wed Nov 18
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penners28 6:54 Wed Nov 18
haha fucking brilliant
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Takashi Miike
7:02 Wed Nov 18
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i fucking hate it, it should be banned. it won't though as there are so many dirty bastards in management
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stirlinghammer
6:55 Wed Nov 18
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Mashed - your earlier posts made me laugh mate. if only you had a de lorean time machine.
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penners28
6:54 Wed Nov 18
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an office affair is almost as bad as signing up to tinder "just to have a look"
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WSM Hammer
6:48 Wed Nov 18
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From what I was reading on another thread earlier it sounds like SOUTHLONDONHAMMER is having a bit with his new office buddy
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